Bemolle When he opened his eyes, all you saw was intense, velvety black. "Oh great, I ended up back in the carburetor Y10", he thought with unbearable self-pity. Immediately, however, he realized that there was the usual smell of unleaded petrol, or his limbs seemed to be forced into a few cubic centimeters, rather, as they abandoned their peripheral nerve plexus the lethargy that had caught them when he fell like a dead body falls, flat taken gradually aware of the fact of lying prone, four of clubs, on a moist surface, hard and knew that tile.
With great effort, but also with great satisfaction (Because anything that costs a great effort, sweat, tears and sometimes blood, if brought to fruition successfully, or at least avoiding tragic failures, provides great satisfaction to him - or her - that, having escaped from sea to shore, turns to the water perilous and gazes; today, in fact, it's day quotes Dante), flat picked up his small forces, and finally assumed a posture worthy of the attribute of "biped" conferred by several encyclopedias, and websites other Greatest Hits of human knowledge, gender Homo Sapiens Sapiens . Homework for the diligent reader: logical analysis and review of the period of this section.
short, Flat: do not lose sight of the gay protagonist, while checking the integrity of the major joints of his musculoskeletal system. But how is it that he found himself face down in his lane, a short walk from his tent? Flat not remember anything of his death. The last memory that retained the smell of her flatulence was mixed with one of thinner, and then found himself with the incisors in the porphyry. That same part that damn narcolepsy hysterical? Yet he thought essersene freed forever, thanks to a terrific diet of hot peppers he had found on the Modern Woman ... a true panacea. But, evidently, was not enough. Resigned, he took yet another jalapeño from his pocket, with determination and bit into it, chewing and tears, walked to his tent, determined to spend at least a few hours so unconscious, but not in direct contact with the pavement.
It was only as he opened the zipper that ran Scubidu the ground.